man the first one was directed so well.

too bad the second two were made just to make billions of dollar bills.

reloaded is on hbowhd and it's better than rambo or national treasure, this much is true.

good night zion, sweet dreams.

i swam all evening.

like a kid. i have pool water draining from my sinuses. it's amazing.

what's in a name?

- actors: set

;)

- hotel: set
- location: set
- equipment: set

so I'm walking Lucy around my neighborhood on Saturday night when a couple turns the corner of the street and starts walking towards me. he's carrying her on his back, a la piggy back ride.

as they pass:
guy: what's happening?
me: hard work, huh?
guy: haha, yeah.

I'm sure she was ok with a stranger and her boyfriend insulting her in a time period smaller than three seconds. what pigs men are.

dates are set.

so i answered the door in my underwear today.

me: sorry about being in my underwear, i just got out of the shower.
fedex guy: i'm sorry to have bothered you.
me: oh, no worries.
fedex guy: no, i'm really sorry to have bothered you.
me: ...um..
fedex guy: really.


i'm sure he's seen worse.

gone for a while.

interesting.

way to "hide" the most obvious number of all time in the shot guys.

<blogof.francescomugnai.com>

fincher + christmas = <www.apple.com>

what else could i want?

i'm so jealous

today's wind chill: 100F (3mph)

back to you, Dan.

i totally saw a albino ant today.

for the book:


form an orderly queue, ladies.

so i wanted to have my portrait taken at wal mart (don't ask) and this is my conversation with the portrait lady:

lady: may I help you?
me: yeah, I'm interested in getting my portrait taken.
lady: is there something particular you're looking for?
me: i just want one pose, very simple.
lady: i have to do seven
me: seven?
lady: seven poses.
me: seven poses?
lady: yes sir.
me: well, can i just do one?
lady: no sir, i have to do seven.
me: ok... can you just take my picture seven times in the same pose?
lady: no, they all have to be different poses.
me: really?
lady: yes sir it's required that i shoot you in seven different poses.
me: wow. um........ ok, well thank you.

i just sold my soul to flickr. for so long i held out, not promoting any work outside of my personal photography.

and now

that's

all


over.

my favorite lens of all time: <www.the-digital-picture.com>

i dare you to find something better.

try.

write that down, i'll make sure it gets published.

[the study of spilled light over time]

what day is this, russia?

craps is actually a mysteriously entertaining game.

$5 says the girl at the end of the table isn't wearing underwear... and she rolls hard fours.

come on, big money.