so i wanted to have my portrait taken at wal mart (don't ask) and this is my conversation with the portrait lady:

lady: may I help you?
me: yeah, I'm interested in getting my portrait taken.
lady: is there something particular you're looking for?
me: i just want one pose, very simple.
lady: i have to do seven
me: seven?
lady: seven poses.
me: seven poses?
lady: yes sir.
me: well, can i just do one?
lady: no sir, i have to do seven.
me: ok... can you just take my picture seven times in the same pose?
lady: no, they all have to be different poses.
me: really?
lady: yes sir it's required that i shoot you in seven different poses.
me: wow. um........ ok, well thank you.